Alright, alright. I know what you’re thinking. Cute little 30 pound Cocker Spaniel girl, ten years young with the curly ears and the foo foo haircut. I get it. And I’m used to it. When you’re cute, it’s hard for people to take some of your more primal needs seriously. My dear, I’m here to tell ya, I may look like Lady, but I personally identify closer with the Tramp types. You’d never know it looking at me, but baby…I have the need- THE NEED FOR SPEED! WOOOEEEEEEEE! There is NOTHING I love more than hanging this head of luscious curls out the window and catching all the windy nasal adventures the world has to offer! 30 degrees? Don’t care. I have a coat. Rain? Heh. Go right ahead and give this hair those Midwest beach waves. Yellow light? PUNCH IT CHEWY! We have lives to live here! I’m not some one trick pony, ok? I love all kinds of dogs and kids, maybe cats, food and walks, naps and bones. But those car rides turn this ol’ girls crank. I should also mention I am not opposed to riding in a side car on a motorcycle, as long as I get some super cool goggles and probably a red baron scarf or something. No motorcycle? The car will do just fine. No car? FIND US A WAGON AND GET TO PULLIN! You could use the companionship of a fast girl that’ll never hurt you. Go head. Fill out my application for adoption at www.nebraskanokill.org! PUT THE PEDAL DOWN!