Josie

Name: Josie Age: 6 months Ethnicity: Labrador Mix (in Latin that’s Athleticus Supremicus) Relationship Status: It’s complicated Occupation: 6th Spice Girl. Yeah. You read that right. There were SIX spice girls. Posh, Baby, Sporty, Scary, Ginger and JOSIE SPICE. Now, I’m here to tell you I’m not bitter about being cut. Not in the slightest. What I am a little bitter about is that I’ve been effectively stricken from the record. Well, folks, Josie Spice existed, and I’ve included the photographic evidence to prove it. CLEARLY UNEDITED, THERE’S JOSIE, IN THE ORIGINAL PHOTO. I get it. They felt threatened by me. After all, I was no wannabe. I was the perfect blend of all five of them. It’s wasn’t like I couldn’t play nice- I can play with any human or dog or whatever! My green room demands were nowhere near outrageous.Mostly because I don't like being behind closed doors or being by myself. Nope, nope, nope. Four walls and bars aren't for me. Fluffy blankets, some good chewies, a little space to run and stretch these gorgeous legs… should have been no big deal! My eyes are by far the prettiest, the most talented, and I walk way better on a leash than any of those girls ever did. I’m WAY more Sporty than Sporty could ever hope to be. You oughta see me run and jump. I’m the real deal. Baby? Yeah well, I’m an ACTUAL baby, and Posh? Pssssh, Posh. Look at the way the camera loves on me. There’s no comparison! Ginger? My eyes are more ginger than her box hair color, and Scary? You haven’t seen what I can do when I’m confined to a small space. K well it’s not that bad, but the kennel really isn’t my bag. So whatever. I’m taking my act on the road as a solo show! And oh my gosh YOU could be the nightly audience to my endless entertainment and companionship! A residence at YOUR residence! It could be OUR residence! I’m fully vetted, spayed, and ready to spice up your life!

Josie