OK. We only get 60 seconds? Is that some sort of a joke? Whew! Somebody refill my dish because I am NERRR-VOUSSSS. OK, whatever, here goes. So my name is Penny, and I’m totally new to this whole speed dating thing so bear with me. I truly never thought I would end up here. You know, you’re in a committed relationship one minute, and next minute, BLAMMO, here I am, single, middle-aged and totally out of this whole “take me home” game. I don’t even know the rules anymore! Well, it’s not like I’m THAT old or anything, I mean, I’m seven, so I’m not like, decrepit or something, but I’m out of my element kind of. It takes me a minute to warm up to people but I do, I promise. It’s just that I’ve been through some stuff…Ok, I’m rambling. Well, I’m a bright girl if I do say so myself. I’m really friendly, so I’ve got that going for me. And, as you can plainly see, I’m still a looker, and my teeth are in awesome shape. BUT I’M STILL MODEST, OK? Oh my gosh…this is going really badly! Ha! Let me just cut to the chase. In my past relationship, I was all about being outdoors. I’ve even rode a four-wheeler! WILlINGLY! How many girls like me can say that, huh? I love all the sights and smells of being out in the great wide open. But I need someone to look after me. I don’t need a lot. I’m just looking for the stability a long term relationship is supposed to provide. I just need a cozy spot where I can sleep, some good eats and someone who’s totally stoked to see me at the end of a long day. BUT I’M NOT DESPERATE. I’m…flexible. And micro chipped. And fixed too, so no babies for this girl. Not my style anyway. Short people, you know, the young ones, they can make me a little uneasy sometimes, and I’m totally undecided about cats, but I’m willing to give it a shot. So what do you think? I like you. Fill out an app. We could be made for each other!

Penny