Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, animal lovers of ALL AGES! Gather round to witness a sight so magnificent, so strange, so utterly unfathomable you simply WON’T BELIEVE YOUR EYES! Beware, those of you that are faint hearted folk, those with hyper-cuteness sensitivity disorders, those who simply cannot say no. For what you about to see might change you FOREVER!
What you are soon to behold here is one of the most peculiar, precarious, serendipitous mishaps to be found in nature. Look if you dare, stare if you must… BEHOLD, the golden miracle, the 14th wonder of the natural world, SIMBA THE LIONNNN DOGGGGGG! PART LION! BUT ACTUALLY ALL DOG! AND 100% ADORABLE!  Within this fluffy, roaringly handsome exterior lies the pure brilliance of a wonderfully confused pup simply trying to figure out the world around him! He EXUDES a zest for life that may need a little obedience training! He cuddles! He snuggles! He parties with CONVICTION, but no worries, HE’S NEUTERED! But do not be fooled, Simba is no ordinary lion dog! This majestic fellow comes with one little catch… Simba, due to his rare, extraordinary genetic make-up must be fed a specific lion dog food to keep his tummy troubles at bay. A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR A LIFETIME OF SERVITUDE AND MOST MAJESTIC COMPANIONSHIP! 
This stunning feat of engineering is friendly to everyone he has met to date, and could be ALL YOURS! Fill out an application and give this loverboy what every lion dog deserves- a forever pride of his very own!

Simba